This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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