everyone is single if you try hard enough
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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