glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
