How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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