you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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