I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
