I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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