Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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