Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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