so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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