Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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