ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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