problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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