at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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