why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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