that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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