I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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