You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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