His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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