She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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