wat bout pragnant strippers??
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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