You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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