I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
