I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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