Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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