Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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