Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
