yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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