Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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