just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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