there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
