Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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