Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
