I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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