my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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