Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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