How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Randomize
