she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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