was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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