I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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