How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
