There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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