I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Also, beer. Big fan.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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