I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
