Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I need to align my fucking chakras
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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