Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
What a dumb baby whore.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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