i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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