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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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