I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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