I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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